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lol ich red grad mit ein vo London ^^

You: It's weird talking to strangers ;/
Stranger: It is very weird
Stranger: But hey ho, why not?
You:
Stranger:
You: because... because!!!
You: ...!
Stranger: Ahah! Good argument there!
You: because you could come to my house and kidnap me ;(
Stranger: Oh yeah, i'm a mean old person like that
You: At least we've got 1 thing in common :p
Stranger:

hahahahahahaha

You: heyho
Stranger: You know...
Stranger: I'm gay.
Stranger: Are you ok with speaking to a gay person?
You: of course!
You: why not? lol
Stranger: Excellent
Stranger: Let cybersex then!
Stranger: *takes my clothes off*
Stranger: "Oh... you're making me so hard...."
Stranger: *pulls down your trousers*
Stranger: *...then the underwear*
Stranger: *Oh, your penis is covered in Spegma..."
Stranger: "Here.... Let me clean it for you.."
Stranger: *slides your penis down my throat*

naja dasch mol e one-man-show oder^^

Post zuletzt editiert am 07.04.2009 um 00:22 von fl0wzah

mit mmim kaputte englisch chunt da super xD

das isch no e geili idee
haha.. xD

You: say hi
Stranger: hi
You: thanks xD
Stranger: you happy now?
You: my lifelong dream is fulfilled
Stranger: if you are a girl you can fulfil mine
You: looooool
You: sorry ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: heyho
Stranger: dude we won !
You: rly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you won 2
You: what did we win m8?
Stranger: we are going to be the first people on the moon
You: i'm so excited
Stranger: we're gonne be soo kick ass

You: what time is it there?
Stranger:
Stranger: 01.47am
Stranger: i guess its
Stranger: 23.47
Stranger: in there
Stranger: right?
You: nope
You: 00:47
Stranger: hahah cool
Stranger: i live in future, anyway
You: how will the future be like?
Stranger: boring, don't keep your expectations high

Post zuletzt editiert am 07.04.2009 um 00:50 von fl0wzah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: so ur name is charlie?
Stranger: noo, no..why??
You: i'm looking for charlie... but... but... can't find him ;(
Stranger: reallyy?
Stranger: aah
You: i want to show him the way to candy mountain!
Stranger: hhhuhuahuuhuahuahhu
You:
Stranger: good lucky, so

Haha das isch mal e geili Siite

so öbis vo geil haha

Ich ha jetzt sogar gueti Gspröch gha

ich au mitnere texanerin undnere brasilianerin nach missglückte versüech siehe oben xD

es het huere viel brasilianer dete.

merci für dee thread, de abig isch huere unterhaltsam

Post zuletzt editiert am 07.04.2009 um 02:30 von Papperlapapp

haha da ishc huere lustig ^^

Stranger: hey ! m/f?
You: m and f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hoax bei diesem Post:

haha sotig hani au scho oft gha xD

so 22/f und nomal was xD

soo geil

grad öper vo sydney^^
die hend 4i am nomitag, easy

Post zuletzt editiert am 07.04.2009 um 08:41 von Reddox

haha, ich finds amüsant xD

macht froid ^^

You: Hello
Stranger: female wants to cyber so she can fall asleep
You: aha xD
Stranger: so?
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i just want to masterbate to a written sexual line
Stranger: or story
Stranger: either will do
Stranger: it helps me fall asleep at night

hahahaha

Post zuletzt editiert am 07.04.2009 um 09:09 von scube

You: hi
Stranger: fuck
You: lol
You: fucking fuck?
Stranger: the biggest fuck
You: the biggest fuck ever existed?
Stranger: if u wan
Stranger: t
You: sounds nice yeah.
You: To tell the truth really nice
Stranger: hmm really
Stranger: r u a girl
You: *look into my pants
You: don't think so
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mein gott hahaha

Stranger: wait wait
Stranger: are you a male
You: yes i am
Stranger: okay good
Stranger: i mean seriously... i'm usally the one to say fuck that to a cyber
Stranger: but i'm fucking horny
Stranger: and i'm tired of porn